Wednesday, August 20, 2008

disclaimer: the following is solely based on individual understanding and opinion, and do no represent any official views about issues. any offence dead or alive, is purely coincidental.

<< 'DE' PLEGDE>>
we the students, pledge to copy our homework from the smarties to get high scores
still beat them during exams tests and all!
regardless of race age sex and how cute we are
to built up the confidence in us by copying in bus
based on how stupid teachers cannot catch us
so that make the students realised how dumb teachers are! O:

"TWO OR MORE" and "MORE THE MERRIER" campaigne.
in lieu with singapore's recent campaign on child birth, this blog also has the need to come up with a whole set ideas to promote posting production.

well first up, maternity leave.
students will be have a grace of 4hours for slacking after each post. however, they are reminded that eoys are coming and as quoted from prof BABASHEEP, we only have less than 20 hours left, so its better to mug instead on slacking on maternity grant.

secondly, as many as you can!
without any elaboration, it is clear that WE NEED MORE BABIES POSTS! :D
so post as many and as often as you can! of course, if u wan to contribute to the babies tally, you're welcome too, but please do not engage in premarital ***, it's illegal! :O

thirdly, monetary aids.
as all of you know, this is a non profitable organization that runs on charitable funds, therefore there is not much funds in our pool of resources. HOWEVER, we DO have some kind of baby posting bonus targeted at those who blogs frequently! the rate is about $0.0000000001 RUPIA for each post, so do the calculation! :D

alrite, thats all for the day and the new policy implemented! :D
BTW, DO RMB TO CALL MS TAN "MRS PEDRO" ON FRIDAY WHEN WE GREET HER HAHA!:D

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